Number of times I have almost had myself killed since I adopted Leo: 3
Number of times I have wanted to kill Leo since I adopted him: 3

The first time Leo almost caused me to be killed was when I was casually driving home from eating a nice dinner at Bouldin Creek Cafe. I had brought him thinking he would be a nice companion while I ate with my friend Shelby.....well....
instead of laying there quietly and peacefully like he had once before, he decided he would yank at his leash while I tried to eat with one hand and also whimper incessantly. I remember mentioning "oh maybe he has to go poo" but since we were outside and he never tried to and we walked through grass to the car without him indicating anything I just figured he was being a jerk....well....
we were driving and all of a sudden the most horrific thing you could think of happened, the smell you never wish to smell, let alone in your car, spread throughout it and I turned around to see what it could be only to be met with my worst fear....Leo wasn't waiting until I stopped the car, oh no, he was squatting and didn't care who saw! I screamed "nooooo!!!!" but it was too late, I couldn't believe my eyes. It was my instinct to stop so I swerved to the side of the road luckily plowing into a gas station parking lot (without looking to right to see if there was anyone there due to the sheer shock and panic of the situation). I yanked him out of the car as soon as I stopped, but like I said, it was too late :( And that is the first time that Leo almost had me killed. I'll you know about the others soon.....

Leo looking innocent